Now I've heard absolutely everything - "glow-in-the-dark tartan"

Mind you it's not a bad idea! The tartan fabric 'incorporates a reflective yarn to increase night-time safety' and is to be used in conjunction with a Scottish Borders "homecoming" event.


It was designed by a student at Heriot-Watt University and woven by Robert Noble and it's a smart-looking tartan, too.