|"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."|
- it was really this allegedly genuine quotation that made me even more certain that this whole article is a made-up spoof. For example note the URL for that link above - it seems to be a blog hosted on the mac.com server, by someone whose username is nikkienikks, and this itself adds to my belief that this is all a (superficially) elaborate hoax. I did a little research on the genuine CNN website for articles on breast cancer and, as you may imagine, found no such article currently appearing on it - here is the link to the list of articles I found.
It gave me a laugh anyway!
(Thru Gavin at The Whiskey Priest)