"I said to him the other day, 'George, if you really want to end tyranny in this world, you're going to have to stay up later,"' Laura Bush said. "Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is in bed, and I am watching 'Desperate Housewives' -- with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife."
- during a speech at the White House correspondents annual dinner on Saturday. Do something about it then, lady, kick him outa the house - ho, ho, ho.
Are there other Desperate Housewives out there (Cherie Blair, Sandra Howard, Sarah Kennedy?), I wonder?
(A little light relief from the tedium of a British election campaign)